Imma just let this sit here
TEARS OF JOY.
*crosses fingers, toes, and everything else that’s crossable*
Now if we can just convince all those moronic motherfuckers that don’t believe HIV actually exists, we’ll be golden.
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
who looks at us
the way Kristen Bell
looks at sloths.
(Source: nthmetal, via cornflakepizza)
who gave bugs the right