Idiotic Minds Think The Exact Same Thing: Archive

“In future, Clarissa,” he said, “it might be wise to mention that you already have a man in your bed, to avoid such tedious situations.”
“You invited him into bed?” Simon demanded, looking shaken.
“Ridiculous, isn’t it?” said Jace. “We would never have all fit.”
“I didn’t invite him into bed,” Clary snapped. “We were just kissing.”
“Just kissing?” Jace’s tone mocked her with its false hurt. “How swiftly you dismiss our love.” —City Of Bones - Chapter 17 (via quotesfromtheshadowhunters)

“Birthdays should be special. My birthday was always the one day my father said I could do or have anything I wanted.”
“Anything?” She laughed. “Like what kind of anything did you want?”
“Well, when I was five, I wanted to take a bath in spaghetti.”
“But he didn’t let you, right?”
“No, that’s the thing. He did. He said it wasn’t expensive, and why not if that was what I wanted?” —City Of Bones - Chapter 17 (via quotesfromtheshadowhunters)

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“No. I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it’s less of a threshold and more of a large and tastefully decorated foyer. But I do get easily bored.” He squinted at her. “Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?”
“Actually, I think you misheard,” Clary said. “It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath.”
Jace looked involuntarily over at Simon, who smiled at him widely. “As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome.”
“I knew we should have left you a rat,” said Jace.” —City Of Bones - Chapter 16 (via quotesfromtheshadowhunters)

Jun 18, 20133 notes

journalisticdreams:

wateroracle:

journalisticdreams:

IT HAS BEEN 9 YRS SINCE THE FIRE THAT MEANS DEREK IS LIKE 26

Seven years by season three actually, Derek is 24. His driver license says 11/07/88

GOD BLESS YOU THANK YOU

Haha, no problem ^-^

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#wow #hi there

wurnbo:

how do people wake up in the morning feeling refreshed

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brucewaynesharemofdamagedboys:

cheeselock:

sketchlynx:

mister-sunny:

people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.

people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man.

people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited.

Wow so television is aloud to put naked women on TV but show some man legs and it starts a riot?

THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

Jun 18, 201317,475 notes

#i want some zesty salad topping now #and i dont even like salad

Next week on teen wolf: quick everyone have sex

Jun 18, 20131,401 notes

journalisticdreams:

IT HAS BEEN 9 YRS SINCE THE FIRE THAT MEANS DEREK IS LIKE 26

Seven years by season three actually, Derek is 24. His driver license says 11/07/88

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#nsfw #wow #uh #boobs

bennyslegs:

godyallsomebrokeboys:

EVERYONE GO TO KANYEWEST.COM

HOLY SHIT

Jun 17, 20132,245 notes

#the fuck did i just watch? #idek #if anyone likes kan

“Is that a copy of the Gray Book?” Magnus, feverishly flipping pages, said nothing.
“Hodge has one,” Alec observed. “He showed it to me once.”
“It’s not gray,” Clary felt compelled to point out. “It’s green.”
“If there was such a thing as terminal literalism, you’d have died in childhood,” said Jace.” —City Of Bones - Chapter 13 (via quotesfromtheshadowhunters)

Jun 17, 201323 notes

Is the new Young Avengers worth reading

comicpitchs:

I haven’t read it since Cassie, Vision died and Eli left.

The main thing going into this would be not to expect “old” young avenger. The team is broken and while the new addictions are trying to patch up the holes, they never will be our young avengers again.

That being said, as a whole new team I find them to be interesting and the dynamics are fun to get into.

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